I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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