Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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