You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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