they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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