So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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