just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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