Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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