Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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