i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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