scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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