I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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