all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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