I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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