uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Randomize
