were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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