Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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