ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
