I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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