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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...

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  wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb

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• (210): View more from Texas

  My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital

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• (562): View more from California

  she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.

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• (408): View more from California

  My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!

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  He does that

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Just trying to get my dicks in a row.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.

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• (+91): View more from India

  I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?

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