She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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