quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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