Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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