Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
His nipple licking is glorious
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