? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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