My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
the liver wants what the liver wants
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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