Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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