I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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