Kareoke will never be a sober sport
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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