She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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