You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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