i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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