Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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