can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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