She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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