She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
