Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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