I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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