how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
we're so committed to being not committed
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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