new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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