1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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