Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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