You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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