I wannas sexs uuuuu
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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