If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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