I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
