One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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