Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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