sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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