I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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