Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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