Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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