Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wanna go halves on a baby?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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