Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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