you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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