I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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