Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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