nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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